TonyTheMan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Slam]

Yay

I liked the anime and cartoons featured in here, the real life footage didn't interest me. But I can't credit you for someone elses art work now can I? Only thing that I can review is how you put it all together etc. and then decide how good flash it is.

Wich was not so good.

But I have a question: What is the name of the anime where the elven eared girl dances and while she dances she is holding her skirt? Could you reply to this review with the name of it? I would be very appreciated.

ASL-4chan responds:

I dunno.

[Warrior Boarder]

FRIKING AWESOME!

GREAT WORK!

And now for the actual review: The animation was SUPERB! It wasn't pro like (you know like Disney detailed crap?) but EXCELLENT and ENJOYABLE to watch! I don't skateboard, I don't hate it but what I DO HATE is the stick skate animations in newgrounds flash portal. Those SUCK deep! This is how it SHOULD BE DONE!! Thank you for submitting this flash! :)

[I Love My TEDDY]

Overcrossed the line

I personally like gore and cruelty but when a teddy bear kills a KID who is asleep you cross the line in my oppinion. Ok it was cruel, but ok? I think you need help. When I close my eyes I see half dead people graving to slice my throat but I have never seen a child die haha like you have.... Next time take the +17 also ok?

And the hallway where the teddy bear is is quite small isn't it? A small teddy bear is almost as large as the window? In the other scene the teddy bear is as small as the door. So it was a bit deformed. Musics from FF8 are good, but I can't really give you credits for their music now can I? The idea in the flash was good. The teddy changes into flesh by bleeding! Priceless ^^

[Plastic Hammer 4 - Melee]

Excellent Animation!

Unique style, good sounds, excellent story and humor and overall nice graphics! What else can I say? :)

[Fuck Authority]

Fu** the song writter!

Animation: Good
Graphics: Near Sh*t
Music: Fine but idiotic lyricks

I hated the music and the message it tries to give out to people. I mean you have to be a really DUMB FUCK to belieave what this guy says. I mean... ugghh... nuf said...

Aliyen responds:

Who says I endorse any of GG Allin's opinions? I just think he was an interesting person while alive, hence the reason of making a music video out of one of his songs. It's funny how you even took this flash seriously to begin with.

Also, I applaud you for being able to censor 'fuck' and 'shit' on Newgrounds, especially in a review on a movie called Fuck Authority. However, it seems you let a fuck slip, so I suggest you be careful in the future, because it really matters.

[Sprite Survivor - 4]

oooooooooooh Boy.

Sprite animation in flash. It simply looks bad. Sprite animation used to be fun to watch when I was hmm... 14 years old. Now... it just bores me. The only thing that kept me watching it fully was the characters and the love for them. I regodnized every character.

The idea is fun and creative and you have put a lot of work to it, I hope you get to finish it too. The music well.... ok. They were O.K.

Oh and to vote hmm... I'll just say that, Chrono, Necklord and Cloud are the most famous characters. So no vote actually.

Hell-Fire responds:

---- NO VOTES ----

What ever. BTW not many people really know suikoden characters. Final fantasy always seems to come out more popular. Thanks for review i spose

[Elwood: Trick or Treat]

I loved the cartoon

The animation was very prolike and everything but I guess thats very obvious to everyone.

The joke was urghhh... not good, but who cares. I liked teh doggies ^_^ ~! They were cute! Expecially the girl dog.

[Tomsplitters 3]

Ugh ok.. no hmm. well... aahh... god... no...

Ok... I umm... that part was fun when... hmmm no it sucked... it was very fun when! Oh wait... no it wasn't...... Oh bloody crap....

It was fun but the selfirony was just stupid and not funny. I hope the next release has a better grip of itself.

The animation was good etc. voice acting was horrible and the quotes from other movies were bad too..... oh well....

[NEW handheld console!!!]

Funny

Heh funny

The-EXP responds:

i thought it was tony the tiger...AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAa.. oh man... i bet you've never heard that one before... anyway... yeah...it WAS funny

[Uncle Death's Fruitcake]

Almost got me laughting.........

But: The voices are bad and the animation looks kinda horrible. Maybe you should learn how to use the 'smoothing' feature in Flash maybe? Good joke - kinda - but.... score tells it....